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The most sexiest girl alive. Body carved by the gods and a face made of ivory. Her heart as big as the state of Texas and skin as soft as silk.
Wow bro, I met this great girl she’s so pretty! - But not like a Joomi!
Joomi by WickedG July 16, 2019
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"Hey man you lookin' Joopie today, guy. You need some rest, fella."
Joopie by Big Bubble Butt Tea May 28, 2013
Related Words
Jooming • Joomi • Joomie • joomiliated • Joom • jomi • Joobies • joobie • joogin • jookie
Found in many meat dishes, a small unchewable chunk of cartilage or connective tissue that is extremely tough and bouncy. Usually spat from the mouth with disgust.
Dude, yuck...I’m not eating that pie any more... i just got a joomby.
Joomby by Jelsey June 4, 2018
A job bank used by University of Waterloo students to find co-op positions. It is notorious for crashing frequently and being related to 64% of all laptop assaults from students taking out their frustrations.
Co-op student: "I used jobmine for the first time yesterday."
Regular student: "How was it?"
Co-op student: "I don't want to talk about it."
jobmine by jobswine February 1, 2012
joonie is such a wholesome man!
How do you spot a RM stan? they will usually call him Joon or Joonie. Joonie is more commonly known online as Dance Monster, Expensive Girl enthusiast and that one dude from Behind The Scenes with an obsession for converse shoes.
anti: "bruh rap monster is the visual hole of bts!"
a tru skinny legend: "what are you talking about? my joonie is the most adorable sunshine ever! *insert uwu 1000x & rm stan account*
Joonie by sunzshiz June 6, 2018

jomiloju 

The realest nigga out there, he/she is always loved by girls and considered has a flowolf
Jomiloju is so fine
jomiloju by Play with ferb August 17, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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