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to do the exact opposite of the proper thing in any situation.

examples:

1. tell a black woman a black joke
2. post 1000 facebook messages a day to f-up everyone's feed
3. profess your love on the third date
4. brag about your sexual conquests around women
5. finance your education
6. refer to all your friends girlfriends as f'ing c's to their faces
Man, you were straight jogling, showing up to that job interview late, smelling like whiskey, and still getting the job!
Jogling by Jogle Mogul July 28, 2011
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Typically used in the bay area jooging means to discount or to sell at a discounted price
Plug: this is sour d bruh u aint gun get better shit than this
Lil bish: ill do u $10 for an egg

Plug: trust me bruh im jooging you here, $20 for a g

Lil bish: fine ill cop
Jooging by I sell oregano to kids October 17, 2016

joggling 

The activity of running/jogging, mostly by females with large breasts. May also be done by overweight men.
Did you see that bitch with the big titties joggling in the park?
joggling by O.M. May 6, 2003

Jorgling 

I Wordled while on my jog, I was jorgling.
Jorgling by JonnyAJonnyA September 18, 2022

Joggling 

(Verb) The act of playing with a woman's breasts to the point of extreme visual and tactile enjoyment. Or more literally a mix between ogling and juggling.
Sweet Jesus... I've been joggling your breasts for the last 2 hours, miss.
Joggling by Lil' P. Ness May 29, 2012

joggling 

verb. to jog, not run, through lines for a theatre production, most likely a play, while trying to juggle various other tasks. created by Tim Brown
-what happened?
-i got confused and lost my spot.
-now you're joggling
joggling by raspberry-girl October 9, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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