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Joogling 

When you like someone but they say lemme smash
Yo want to go on a date
No but wanna smash. Lemme smash
(Man I think I’m joogling right now)
Joogling by IpLaYwItHyOuRmOm January 28, 2019
Words you can keep
to do the exact opposite of the proper thing in any situation.

examples:

1. tell a black woman a black joke
2. post 1000 facebook messages a day to f-up everyone's feed
3. profess your love on the third date
4. brag about your sexual conquests around women
5. finance your education
6. refer to all your friends girlfriends as f'ing c's to their faces
Man, you were straight jogling, showing up to that job interview late, smelling like whiskey, and still getting the job!
Jogling by Jogle Mogul July 28, 2011
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Typically used in the bay area jooging means to discount or to sell at a discounted price
Plug: this is sour d bruh u aint gun get better shit than this
Lil bish: ill do u $10 for an egg

Plug: trust me bruh im jooging you here, $20 for a g

Lil bish: fine ill cop
Jooging by I sell oregano to kids October 17, 2016

joggling 

The activity of running/jogging, mostly by females with large breasts. May also be done by overweight men.
Did you see that bitch with the big titties joggling in the park?
joggling by O.M. May 6, 2003

Jorgling 

I Wordled while on my jog, I was jorgling.
Jorgling by JonnyAJonnyA September 18, 2022

Joggling 

(Verb) The act of playing with a woman's breasts to the point of extreme visual and tactile enjoyment. Or more literally a mix between ogling and juggling.
Sweet Jesus... I've been joggling your breasts for the last 2 hours, miss.
Joggling by Lil' P. Ness May 29, 2012

joggling 

verb. to jog, not run, through lines for a theatre production, most likely a play, while trying to juggle various other tasks. created by Tim Brown
-what happened?
-i got confused and lost my spot.
-now you're joggling
joggling by raspberry-girl October 9, 2010
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