Jonnism

A case where every person is against you no matter the current circumstances.

I am under attack and it could be considered jonnism

by HuggieHooligan December 14, 2020

jonnism

A really cool guy, however his emotions or actions are opposite of what he shows. You may define them as a Tsundere, however Jonnism is too cool to be only defined as a Tsundere.

Jonnism always teases dargon, but in reality he loves him and wants more attention.
Have you seen Jon, recently it feels like he's turning into a Jonnism,

by Syncynatic December 14, 2020

Jonanism

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.

"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."

by JennOfArk August 14, 2008

jonism

A religion that originates from a place where kong lives. ALL OF YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME

Yo, y'all are wackasses for not believing in jonism. Jonkong is real you know.

by jonavoo June 11, 2018

Johnism

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Tommy is now a johnist and follows johnism

by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018

Jonnise

A Very Sweet Person , Keeps To Themselves Until You Make Them Angry She Turns From Sweet To Evil.Rude When Felt Disrespected, Painful Honest, And She Crazy

"Jonnise Fucked Her Up ,"Say Jennifer.

by Maggie902 June 17, 2018

Johnism

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Yh man follows johnism innit he bare majestic

by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018