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A Jonnard is a person that likes stuffs!

"He is a Jonnard, he likes that stuffs!"

Jonnard by Jason Jafferz April 13, 2009

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jonard

A mythological plant found in the eastern part of the South American Tropics used for healing and herbal medical care. This plant consists of sharp vines know as branches at the tips.

One of the commonest jonard plants is found in the Amazon River's ridges.

jonard by Herbal Master April 25, 2007

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jonard

A large plant found near the ridges of the Amazon River said to be a spiritual healing tool for the native tribes camping afar.

The man used a jonard to cure his pain of sickness.

jonard by Herbal Master April 25, 2007

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Jonuardo

A ship between two characters from the flash animated Youtube series, Eddsworld. Not as popular as other ships such as "Tomtord" or "Eddmatt" but still has it's way in the fanbase.

"I don't know man, Jonuardo seems kinda gay to me."

Jonuardo by Doggo413 August 30, 2021

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jonard

a mythological plant that is found in the eastern side of the amazon river.

the man used jonard to heal his sickness

jonard by herbal master2 April 25, 2007

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Jannard

a nervous guy who loves bitching about everything

That guy is totally a jannard complaining abt everything all the time.

Jannard by rockerfly9 July 12, 2011

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Junnard

Independent, funny and reliable person 💖 lovable and thoughtful 🤗

I love Junnard.

Junnard by Meangott June 11, 2021

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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