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Jonfather 

A man who has developed a habit for Prostitutes
Mattys picken up another hooker tonight...Yea man He's the Jonfather
Jonfather by T-rob123 July 1, 2009
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Jonathen 

The best boyfriend a girl can have. Overjealous but he means well.can't take hints and will go far and beyond to protect his girl. Believes that his girlfriend is the best and no one can compare to her. He only sees her and only her.very funny and cool guy to be with. Protective and any girl is lucky to have him. He messes up sometimes but will do anything to fix his mistakes. He loves without a limit and falls too easily. The first girl he dates will be his only girl. Is a complete gentleman and you have to do a couple of first moves in order for him to get out of his comfort zone.listens to a girl. Has hard times getting his point across but means well.
Damn she's dating JONATHEN... she will be happy for the rest of her life
Jonathen by Fishysgirl November 13, 2012
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Jonatharium 

A legendary element, formed by the sheer energy of two hypermassive black holes colliding. It is used by Type III Civilizations, to make dimensional portals.
Jonatharium is a rare one of a kind material.

Ronfather 

Comparable to Godfather .. A true G at what he Does. A class act. Ladies cant resist.
Ronfather is unmatched on th dance floor
Ronfather by turtleman99 March 8, 2011

Janeathered 

Relating to a late night of wild decisions, but not realizing it until the following morning. A party so hard and crazy that recovery can take up to 6 months.
I didn’t realize I was getting Janeathered until I woke up this morning and couldn’t even explain last nights events.
Janeathered by Nurselady89 June 3, 2018

Donfather 

The soon to be prison nickname of the Piece-Of-Totally-Useless-Shit (POTUS), Donald J. Trump.
Even before taking office, but especially since, the Donfather has had his very small hands in some shady shit.
Donfather by JB9903 October 28, 2020

Jonathen 

His name is jonatrhen and he is happy bitchnig.
Jonathen homie
Jonathen by JonathenJonathen February 8, 2022
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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