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The greatest girl you'll ever meet ! She always has a beautiful smile on her face :)
There is nobody like her ! Her name is very rare ! She comes from a beautiful family , she's amazing,funny,sweeet,creative,any guy would be lucky to have her . She's very beautiful .

Damn joheather is looking fly with them Jordan's

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Jonfather

A man who has developed a habit for Prostitutes

Mattys picken up another hooker tonight...Yea man He's the Jonfather

Jonfather by T-rob123 July 1, 2009

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Johnathen

Johnathen is one of the most amazing people you could ever meet. His name is unique because it is made from John and Nathen, he is very loving when he wants to be, and if he trusts you it means you are a VERY important person. Johnathen has a great taste in music and is always a great person to have around. He is also easy to fall in love with, because of his charm.

He is my sexy Johnathen!!

Johnathen by ScaredyKat October 2, 2013

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Joetherite

Unlike Joemerald, Joetherite is a name that is combined by Joe mama joke and Minecraft (v1.16 or newer) most precious ingot in the game.
Can be used on people who like Joe mama jokes and v1.16 Minecraft.

Who's Joetherite? No idea but he/she likes v1.16 Minecraft for sure.

Joetherite by just a normal lurker November 14, 2021

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Janeathered

Relating to a late night of wild decisions, but not realizing it until the following morning. A party so hard and crazy that recovery can take up to 6 months.

I didn’t realize I was getting Janeathered until I woke up this morning and couldn’t even explain last nights events.

Janeathered by Nurselady89 June 3, 2018

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Johnathen

A best friend of Bobby Finney and is very loyal to him. And he doesn't hates Bobby but he also goes to Tarkington high school.

Johnathen is very loyal to his bestfriend Bobby Finney.

Johnathen by Huge booty Katrina November 25, 2019

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johnathea

A Beautiful girl with some anger issues.... everyone will love to be her friend and all the hotties love her too ;)

person 1 - Omg look at johnathea she's such a hottie!
person 2 - ikr...... literally dying!!!

johnathea by LegitSyd December 25, 2016

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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