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Jonathen 

The best boyfriend a girl can have. Overjealous but he means well.can't take hints and will go far and beyond to protect his girl. Believes that his girlfriend is the best and no one can compare to her. He only sees her and only her.very funny and cool guy to be with. Protective and any girl is lucky to have him. He messes up sometimes but will do anything to fix his mistakes. He loves without a limit and falls too easily. The first girl he dates will be his only girl. Is a complete gentleman and you have to do a couple of first moves in order for him to get out of his comfort zone.listens to a girl. Has hard times getting his point across but means well.
Damn she's dating JONATHEN... she will be happy for the rest of her life
Jonathen by Fishysgirl November 13, 2012
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Jonathen 

His name is jonatrhen and he is happy bitchnig.
Jonathen homie
Jonathen by JonathenJonathen February 8, 2022

jonathan turner 

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7
'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline
jonathan turner by Master1101 March 5, 2017

Jonathan Groff 

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.
"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

jonathan ogden

"I have to go, I have a meeting with jonathan ogden in the bathroom"
jonathan ogden by Bun Bizzle February 5, 2008

Jonathan Brandis 

A wonderfully talented, good-looking actor born April 13, 1976. He acted in many commercials and movies including "Lady Bugs", "The Neverending Story II", and Stephen King's "IT". Jonathan Brandis holds the #1 spot for actor featured the most times in a teen magazine. Alas, Jonathan's life came to a tragic end when he committed suicide on November 12, 2003 by hanging himself. He was 27 years old.
Jonathan Brandis was a wonderful actor who will be very fondly remembered.

Jonathan Slater 

A high school AP Literature teacher, that hates being fat, but loves eating cookies even more
"My teacher is such a Jonathan Slater"
Jonathan Slater by Cal Boy April 7, 2010
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Oblication 

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