10 definitions by JB9903

Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 9, 2016

Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 9, 2016

Covid-Formal

The newest addition to the list of dress codes for men and women during the time of Covid-19, where most people are working from home and conducting business on Zoom calls. Covid-Formal joins casual, semi-casual, business-casual, semi-formal, and formal in the dress code lexicon.

Covid-Formal consists of business-attire (button-down shirt/tie/jacket for men and button-down shirt or blouse for women) on the torso, and lounge-wear (pajama pants, gym shorts, etc.) on the bottom.

Drew joined in on his daily work Zoom call from home, but didn't have the webcam angled just right, revealing his Covid-Formal dress code of suit and tie with gym shorts, to all of his co-workers.

by JB9903 February 13, 2021

Donfather

The soon to be prison nickname of the Piece-Of-Totally-Useless-Shit (POTUS), Donald J. Trump.

Even before taking office, but especially since, the Donfather has had his very small hands in some shady shit.

by JB9903 October 29, 2020

The Man

Becky Lynch

Becky Lynch is at the top of her game, top of social media, top of WWE, etc. She is "The Man."

by JB9903 December 1, 2018

Pandlet

Combination of the words "Pandemic" and "Mullet", referring to home haircuts being made during the Covid-19 Pandemic of 2020. When cutting one's own hair, the front is easier to self-style, while the back (hard to cut by oneself) is a butchered mess.

As the unofficial hairstyle of 2020, the Pandlet is, "Business in the front, Pandemic in the back."

by JB9903 January 20, 2021

Christmas

The 359th day of the Gregorian calendar, or in the case of "leap year," the 360th day.

Christmas fell on December 25, 2019, and was the 359th day of the year.

Due to 2020 finding every possible way to suck, it was also a "leap year," so Christmas was on the 360th day on the calendar.

by JB9903 December 26, 2020