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Jonfather 

A man who has developed a habit for Prostitutes
Mattys picken up another hooker tonight...Yea man He's the Jonfather
Jonfather by T-rob123 July 1, 2009
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dogfather 

The father of Dogs. Aka a Boss.
Hey that guy is a pretty cool cat. Yea, he is the Dogfather.
dogfather by Dogfather2 July 3, 2016
Someone who does nothing. Basically a sloth. Usually one that mooches off others to survive.
My cousin is such a donother. All he does is sit around the house all day and smoke weed.
Donother by Michael Vescelli November 29, 2017

Dogefather 

The peoples crypto king!
I checked my Twitter today and the Dogefather says to HODL until I’m rich!

So that’s what the hell I’m gonna do! #Elonmusk

Dadfather 

A man who provides assistance to his fellow fathers in need. He follows the mission to Advise Protect Support fathers and their children. Always available, a dadfather is a man you can trust.
1. A single dad tries to get his son to school before heading to work, and gets an emergency phone call... He hangs up and calls a Dadfather to step in and help protect and support his family while he deals with his emergency.
2. Depressed and neglecting his duties as a dad, Man reaches out to the dadfather for advice and support.
3. Single Dad trying to make ends meet can ask the Dadfather for assistance.
4. Fight for the rights of the single dad, be a dadfather!
Dadfather by Sweasil McGeasil September 7, 2012

Doggfather

Pha shizzle this is the big doggy fizzle snoop D. O. double gizzle the doggfather fa sho
Doggfather by G-Ro¢ August 9, 2003
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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