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Jonesied 

A term that describes the mental and/or physical paralysis of an individual after consuming marijuana.
“Want another toke mate?”
“No chance mate I’m absolutely jonesied”
Jonesied by Dankmems69 October 18, 2018
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JAMESIFIED 

When you walk too fast for your own good.
Matt: James stop jamesified all over that teapot
James: okay maybe i stop
JAMESIFIED by Matt Falcone January 6, 2008

joosified 

it's a state that only cool people are aloud to be in, it happens when you drink massive amounts of Joose, and no, you're way more than drunk, you're JOOSIFIED.
Natalia: Dude, when are we going to get Jossified?
Eitan: Let's go to Duane Reade and get some Joose now.
Natalia: NICE.
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Adrianna: What are you doing guys?
Parces: We're getting joosified, can't you see it. (everybody shows their orange tongues)
joosified by ParceBovary May 6, 2010

Joosified 

Feeling nice off of a Joose beverage, or several.
I was so Joosified last night. I don't remember a thing.
Joosified by KroniKaBUSEr May 4, 2010

Jamesified 

Adjective form:
1. To make game controls to lefty friendly.
2. To make controls the proper way in the eyes of keyboard manufacturers

3.To kick a flamer, or a noob off of a game using console commands.

Verb Form:
4. A way to say fuck you righty.
1."Jesus Christ, this computer's Jamesified!"

2."Dude, go Jamesify yourself."

3."Amy just got Jamesified, finally."

4."Jamesify you."
When someone is ready to get turnt up. Or got too turnt up
Let’s go out Friday night and get Jonified.
Jonified by Icetea November 21, 2017
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"



Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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