Jonathian

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The ginger guy who sits opposite you in the office and wears glasses aka Ninja. Doesn't like much milk in his tea and drinks coffee after 12pm. Hates to go on an early lunch.

Jonathian "Do i have to do the 12 o'clock lunch, again?"

Jonathian by baldone October 28, 2010

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jonathan turner

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7

'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline

jonathan turner by Master1101 March 5, 2017

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Jonathan Groff

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.

"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

Jonathan Groff by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

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jonathan ogden

1. offensive lineman for the baltimore ravens

2. j-in one off

"I have to go, I have a meeting with jonathan ogden in the bathroom"

jonathan ogden by Bun Bizzle February 5, 2008

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Jonathan Brandis

A wonderfully talented, good-looking actor born April 13, 1976. He acted in many commercials and movies including "Lady Bugs", "The Neverending Story II", and Stephen King's "IT". Jonathan Brandis holds the #1 spot for actor featured the most times in a teen magazine. Alas, Jonathan's life came to a tragic end when he committed suicide on November 12, 2003 by hanging himself. He was 27 years old.

Jonathan Brandis was a wonderful actor who will be very fondly remembered.

Jonathan Brandis by CobainZeppelinFreak February 18, 2004

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Jonathan Slater

A high school AP Literature teacher, that hates being fat, but loves eating cookies even more

"My teacher is such a Jonathan Slater"

Jonathan Slater by Cal Boy April 7, 2010

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Jonathan

The realest nigga I know

Jonathan gave me a pop tart at lunch one time in the 2nd grade

Jonathan by PS4 is hella gay October 23, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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