Washington Monument

It doesn't look like George Washington... So what part of him is it really portraying? Some Rated-R level shit there. If you get it, you get it- wink wink.

Person one: "Hey, that's the Washington Monument!"
Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"

Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"

Person two: "Oh... OH!?"

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

Simp

Your mother.

"God dude! I was with your mom last night; she's such a simp."

"Look at his mom! She's such a simp for the ice cream man."

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

Jonathan Groff

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.

"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

Disco Stick

Worst cover-up word for penis out there. Just please, don't use it. If you're a fanfiction writer and use this, please don't write fanfiction anymore. I will most likely cry.

Fanfic: "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!"
Reader: Ew no-
Reader 2: C r i n g e!
Reader 3: Oh my god, kill it!

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

G30rgeWashingmachine

A dumbass making random definitions for their own entertainment.

Person one: "Who the hell is G30rgeWashingmachine?"
Person two: "A dumbass."

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021