Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.
"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"
"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"
"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"
"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"
"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"
by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021
It doesn't look like George Washington... So what part of him is it really portraying? Some Rated-R level shit there. If you get it, you get it- wink wink.
Person one: "Hey, that's the Washington Monument!"
Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"
Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"
Person two: "Oh... OH!?"
Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"
Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"
Person two: "Oh... OH!?"
by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021
by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021
Worst cover-up word for penis out there. Just please, don't use it. If you're a fanfiction writer and use this, please don't write fanfiction anymore. I will most likely cry.
Fanfic: "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!"
Reader: Ew no-
Reader 2: C r i n g e!
Reader 3: Oh my god, kill it!
Reader: Ew no-
Reader 2: C r i n g e!
Reader 3: Oh my god, kill it!
by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021
"God dude! I was with your mom last night; she's such a simp."
"Look at his mom! She's such a simp for the ice cream man."
"Look at his mom! She's such a simp for the ice cream man."
by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021