Jonas'd

To receive an excuse from a friend who is avoiding hanging out with you!

I asked mark if he wanted to go but he Jonas'd me and claimed he had to work on his kitchen!

by Whoneedsfriends? May 18, 2011

jones'd

when one torches a ganja bowl

Eric Jones'd the damn bowl again!

by Dr. Ganjaman June 14, 2010

Indiana Jones'd

To kill someone after they try acting cool.

Like in the film where the arab tries showing off his skills with the sword and Indy just shoots him.

Guy 1: Yeah, this little chav twat was trying to start on me, pushing me around, trying to act all hard.
Guy 2: So what did you do then mate?
Guy 1: I Indiana Jones'd his stupid ass!

by The Flying Machine April 17, 2008

Obsessive Jonas Disorder

also known as OJD, a serious disease which causes an extreme obsession with a band of brothers, surname being Jonas. There is no known cure for this disease, but most of those who have it, do not mind it, and have learned to manage it. The only way you can do so is going to www.myspace.com/jonasfansforya to get your daily dose of Jonas!

OMJ I love the Jonas Brothers. I have Obsessive Jonas Disorder!!!

by Obsessive Jonas Disorder October 3, 2008

Obsessive Jonas Disorder

or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.

After seeing the new 3D movie I had major Obsessive Jonas Disorder.

by jonasgirl92 March 16, 2009

Jones'd

Typically described as a total failure in the field of technology.

1) Looks like that server is Jones'd, it crashed again. 2) Who Jones'd the storage, I can't access my files? 3) Error code: 0x0000007E, it's Jones'd. 4) It wasn't Jones'd by me, you must have Jones'd it!

by BuckeyesSuck June 13, 2011

Indiana Jones'd

To have physically extricated a persons beating heart out of anger and to then proceed to eat the beating heart.

After Bob ate the last slice of pizza, Sally Indiana Jones'd Bob. Sally means business.

by P-Cox December 31, 2007