1) Looks like that server is Jones'd, it crashed again. 2) Who Jones'd the storage, I can't access my files? 3) Error code: 0x0000007E, it's Jones'd. 4) It wasn't Jones'd by me, you must have Jones'd it!
When someone asks you to do something, and you don't wanna do it but you know you should
dude 1: "I'm gonna go get another beer"
dude 2: "hey while you're up can you take all these empty glasses back to the bar"
dude 1: "my man you just jones'd me"
My roommate jones'd himself into doing dishes when he cooked dinner and realised there were no clean plates left