Jomain

Jomain is a great looking guy. His hair I on point. His eyebrows on point. Most people call him jay cause he Is an way going person. He is popular with maws and the ladies. Often doesn't know what he's got until it's gone . Jomain is funny and is a swimmer . Jomain is very athletic and is very buff. He has the abs muscles and ass all the girls love! jomain is often know by everyone . Any girl who dates a Jomain is lucky because he’s very lovin ,loyal and caring .Jomain is normally tall and is very well groomed everywhere!

wow I had the best sex last night"

Girl 2: "really you are so lucky"

Girl 1: "I was suprised until he told me his name was JOmain
Girl 2: "wow i need a JOmain in my life.

by Jomain May 18, 2018

Jemaine Clement

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos

Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.

by b4j October 5, 2008

Jmain

The j that is also the main one. A common nickname for Jonathan. Usually used in cases where the Jonathan is a loser and/or a person with miniscule genitals. Jmain is the supreme overlord of the losers. He has ultimate control over anyone with no friends. His miniature member gives him the power of rape hypnosis.

That guy is gross! He's such a Jmain!

by TheSecretNipple February 28, 2013

Jomanizer

A habitual seducer of women. A man who is sustaining supposedly "exclusive" relationships with multiple girls simultaneously. A is a big flirt and enjoys making woman fall head over heals in love with him, even-though he has like 10,000,00 other girl friends.

A combination of the word Joma (the man who inspired the creation of the word) and Womanizer
Origin: unsure

The girl thought she found the love of her life, but it turns out that he was a total Jomanizer.

by TeresaB. September 26, 2010

Antoine-Henri Jomini

Swiss-French general and military theorist. After a volunteer stint with the French army (1798 – 1800), he wrote his Treatise on Grand Military Operations, 5 vol. (1805). He was appointed staff colonel in 1805 by Napoleon I, who had read his book. He was created a baron after the Treaties of Tilsit (1807). He rose to the post of chief of staff, but unjust treatment by his superiors prompted him to resign (1813), and thereafter he fought for France's enemy, Russia. Of his numerous later works on military history and strategy, the best known are Principles of Strategy (1818) and Summary of the Art of War (1838). He was the first to fix divisions between strategy, tactics, and logistics, and his systematic attempt to define the principles of warfare made him a founder of modern military thought.

"A state attacked by another which renews an old claim rarely yields it without a war: it prefers to defend its territory, as is always more honorable. But it may be advantageous to take the offensive, instead of awaiting the attack on the frontiers." - Antoine-Henri Jomini

by Dancing with Fire October 12, 2011

Jemaine Clement

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.

Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.

by sfwildflower August 7, 2008

jomana

A girl that's so funny and caring and like everyone loves she's not jelouse of anyone so she's just amazing

Have you seen jomana she's my new friend cause she's awesome

by Basbosa March 7, 2017