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The j that is also the main one. A common nickname for Jonathan. Usually used in cases where the Jonathan is a loser and/or a person with miniscule genitals. Jmain is the supreme overlord of the losers. He has ultimate control over anyone with no friends. His miniature member gives him the power of rape hypnosis.
That guy is gross! He's such a Jmain!
Jmain by TheSecretNipple February 28, 2013
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Jaine is the most amazing, sweet, innocent, and love-able person. She really cares about her friends and will do anything for her friends. Cutest gOrl that you will ever meat🥰 and is very loUd. If you ever get the chance snAtch her and hOld on f o r e v e r.
jaine is looking extra thicc today🥵
Jaine by kAngarOo kA$h July 12, 2019
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Jmain • J-Maine • jamin • JMAN • jaina • Jainish • Jaint • Jain • Jainab • jmancurly

Jemaine Clement 

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.
Jemaine Clement by b4j October 5, 2008

Jamindian 

A mix between Indian Ethnicity and Jamaican Ethnicity.
Kamzy is Jamindian
Jamindian by Notts Annonymous October 28, 2008
'We were looking for the theater but we ended up in a really jainky part of town'
jainky by Eileen August 12, 2003

Jamin's Penis 

The most mysterious creature on the planet, scientists have predicted that this object is the same size as Bigfoot. The penis of Jamin is known to have special powers like "rapid fire" and "steady aim" which has the ability to make any woman fall in love with that piece of steak. It is believed that this penis has the ability to turn women into stone. The song "Young, Wild, and Free" is based on this mythical object. There is only one picture of Sir Jamin's penis. The picture is believed to curse any man to see it, but will make a women pregnant upon viewing it.
Damn Walter have you heard of Jamin's penis and how it slated Hudgens in half?
Jamin's Penis by JtheAsian November 14, 2014
An ascetic religion of India, founded in the sixth century BCE that teaches the immortality and transmigration of the soul and denies the existence of a perfect or supreme being. Both Jainism and Buddhism was rooted in dissatisfication with Brahmanic ritual and was founded by rough contemporaries in the 7th-6th centuries BCE by memebers of the kshatriya varna. It appealed to the masses by offering methods of salvation free from priestly control and rejecting the caste system. It Focuses on the need for extreme self mortification, the absence of possessions (including clothing) and the necessity of ahimsa, the practice of no-harm. They practice ahimsa to the point that they wear no shoes so that they do not step on insects and kill them. By doing bad deeds, they believe that karmic matter sticks to the soul. By doing good deeds, they believe that karmic matter loosens from the soul. Along with the act of ahimsa, Jains cannot lie, and commit sexual unchasity or infidelity. They must also guard against evils that can be avoided, observe regular meditation, observe regular periods of self denial, ocassionaly observe days as monks, control greed, and give alms (especially to ascetics).
The goal of Jainism is to rid one's soul of karmic matter and so escape samsara (cycle of re-birth/re-death) in moksha (release). There are 3 monastic sects - Digambaras (the Sky-Clad), The Shvetambaras (the White Clad), and The Sthanakvasis (those who reject idols and temples).
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