The j that is also the main one. A common nickname for Jonathan. Usually used in cases where the Jonathan is a loser and/or a person with miniscule genitals. Jmain is the supreme overlord of the losers. He has ultimate control over anyone with no friends. His miniature member gives him the power of rape hypnosis.
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He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.
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He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark
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He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.
But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark
and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
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Get the jainky mug.The most mysterious creature on the planet, scientists have predicted that this object is the same size as Bigfoot. The penis of Jamin is known to have special powers like "rapid fire" and "steady aim" which has the ability to make any woman fall in love with that piece of steak. It is believed that this penis has the ability to turn women into stone. The song "Young, Wild, and Free" is based on this mythical object. There is only one picture of Sir Jamin's penis. The picture is believed to curse any man to see it, but will make a women pregnant upon viewing it.
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The goal of Jainism is to rid one's soul of karmic matter and so escape samsara (cycle of re-birth/re-death) in moksha (release). There are 3 monastic sects - Digambaras (the Sky-Clad), The Shvetambaras (the White Clad), and The Sthanakvasis (those who reject idols and temples).
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