Jomaine

A friend when you need one most and is never more than a phone call away. Also known as 'Jo'

Fiend 1: Shall we got meet Jo?
Fiend 2: What THE Jo? The one an only Jomaine?
Fiend 1: Ye maaaan let's go meet Jo

by Crack_Badger December 17, 2010

Jemaine Clement

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos

Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.

by b4j October 5, 2008

Jemaine Clement

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.

Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.

by sfwildflower August 7, 2008

JoLaine

JoLaine is the funniest, nicest, most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She can brighten any room she walks into! She's bubbly and cute and sexy all at the same time. Her personality is so unique, she can make and impact on your life with only meeting her once. You will never forget her and you will find yourself craving her presence. JoLaine does a small wall up when it comes to romance, but once you knock it down you will regret ever losing her.

"Dude, you're so lucky, she is such a JoLaine."

by SumsumNORTH February 17, 2017

Jokaine

Poor quality or inferior cocaine

How was last night? - 'dealwithable but we only managed to get some jokaine'

by Tab-One October 31, 2010

jamaine

Jamaine is a loveable, and adorable person. He likes attention but doesn’t like to be the center of it. Jamaine’s are charismatic. They almost always tell the truth. They are very caring. They are also protective of people surrounding them more than they are of themselves. He most likely has a fear of embarrassment, and doesn’t want to put himself out to the world. He is a shy, non-talkative person before he opens up to you. Anyone would be lucky to have a Jamaine in their circle of friendship.

“ Where were you?”

“With Jamaine.”

“Ooohhh, say no more. What did you guys do?”
“...”

by Leah Beah May 16, 2018

Jomaneh

It’s an Arabic name which means pearl, and an amazing human being.

Jomaneh, I’ve got a surprise for you!

by Hannah bakerrrrr July 3, 2019