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Jolob

The wish for your noncey friends to stop making horney haram jokes to you constantly. Given all your friends are horney sexual deviants with a obsession with Cumming to Instagram girls they've never met saying jolob is a desperate play to attempt to stop the sexual harassment faced by you from your friends.
George - "I wanna shag you"
Me - "For fuck sake just jolob"
by Hobly April 28, 2021
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