3 definitions by Hobly
When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
The wish for your noncey friends to stop making horney haram jokes to you constantly. Given all your friends are horney sexual deviants with a obsession with Cumming to Instagram girls they've never met saying jolob is a desperate play to attempt to stop the sexual harassment faced by you from your friends.
by Hobly April 28, 2021
The utter disbelief faced by your friend's; bulbous, enormous, gigantic, massive, disgustingly oversized head.
Your friend's head is so large that its questionable that he belongs to the human race!
It tends to ooze a strange extra-terrestrial liquid out from a few pores in their head and smells like a dogs asshole has been melted with some cheese in a 40 year old microwave, a phenomenon called the stench of Julie.
Overall their head is far too large for their own good and effects their every day life. For example when they play football they tend to sway around due to the weight of the head causing them to play worse than Bruno Fernandes when he isn't taking a penalty (I know doesn't sound possible)
Their is no known cure of Ooshleb Syndrome, if effects one known person to this day.
Your friend's head is so large that its questionable that he belongs to the human race!
It tends to ooze a strange extra-terrestrial liquid out from a few pores in their head and smells like a dogs asshole has been melted with some cheese in a 40 year old microwave, a phenomenon called the stench of Julie.
Overall their head is far too large for their own good and effects their every day life. For example when they play football they tend to sway around due to the weight of the head causing them to play worse than Bruno Fernandes when he isn't taking a penalty (I know doesn't sound possible)
Their is no known cure of Ooshleb Syndrome, if effects one known person to this day.
Bob - *Exists*
Khai - "FUCKING HELL, the size of your head is ridiculous!"
Bob - *Shits himself in the shower*
Khai - "Must have Ooshleb Syndrome"
Khai - "FUCKING HELL, the size of your head is ridiculous!"
Bob - *Shits himself in the shower*
Khai - "Must have Ooshleb Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021