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Jollygagging 

Laughing awkwardly during deep throat oral sex.
Her jollygagging completely killed my boner, man.
Jollygagging by Sabata2 September 1, 2016
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lollygagging

A very heinous crime in Skyrim. Guards make this quite clear.
No lollygagging.
lollygagging by Anonymous938743 September 3, 2012

lollygagging

Idly wasting time, hanging around with no purpose
There's no time for Lollygagging, things to do!
lollygagging by Keith Caley July 7, 2003

Poly-lollygagging 

The act of excessively lollygagging.
With 3 days off from work, Roger was fully poly-lollygagging.
Poly-lollygagging by atp89 February 16, 2010

Lollygagging

A pretty rare slang word used in the 80’s.
Doing something pointless, hanging around, loitering or doing nothing.
“Shane, stop lollygagging, for God’s sakes!”
“I love to lollygag.”
Lollygagging by AnnabelleS October 9, 2018

lollygagging

to laze around, doing nothing, being a blob, wasting time, just chilling... i mean if there's a major assignment to hand in in 5 minutes only typed the words 'sexy triceratops' and slapped on some rainbows. (can't relate) maybe not chilling but it's pretty much how almost everyone is spending quarantine.

or you just have a fetish for choking on lollipops.

and is a crime of war....i'll get prepared to get cuffed.
"my cat May spends the WHOLE day just lollygagging because her CHONKy belly is the size of the back garden"

some lady (or man, not judging): "girllll mah boyfriend spent the WHOOOLE night lollygagging me with his lolly like mmmmmmmm"
their minions: "YAAAaaaAs KWEEEEEN"

Lollygagging

When an anime gurl chock on u big pp and stop succin
Anime gurl: *slurp* *slurp* *cough* *cough*, UwU, daddy, u 2 big 0w0

Daddy: Why u stoppin? U like lollygagging or something?
Lollygagging by ButtStufIsLife November 26, 2019
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