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jelly fingers 

A sticky purple or red substance found on a child's hand as a result of being a little kid. Often found on the back of DVD's, CD's, or any other valuables.
Get your jelly fingers off of my stuff!
jelly fingers by Dookadookydoo April 27, 2006

DR. JELLY FINGERS 

that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his pussy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.
After returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that Dr. Jelly Fingers requested that he assume the "rectal probing" position. After completion, my friend said it wasn't as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. Not good!
DR. JELLY FINGERS by weave August 24, 2003

Doctor Jelly Finger 

Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.
Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!
Doctor Jelly Finger by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Jelly Finger 

The sexual act of surprising your partner by making your finger limp and wiggly, like that of the jelly inside of a donut, and forcefully inserting it into his or her rectum.
I suprised that skank when i gave her the ole jelly finger.
Jelly Finger by Jelly Wiener November 11, 2009

jelly finger 

jelly finger is when you masturbate and your hand is tired then you get cum on it. after your finished you lick the cum of.
do you do jelly finger,you do jelly finger,what is jelly finger,do you like cum because you do jelly finger. ugh jelly finger boy/girl/man/woman,vagina or penis

Dr. Jellyfingers 

Dr. Jellyfingers is more myth than man. He single-handedly floats the GC Caseys with the vast amount of old crow whiskey he purchases and then snorts. He enjoys building shit out of pallets and has probably slept with your sister. His K/D is higher than yours.
If you're reading this, Dr. Jellyfingers is probably your father.
Dr. Jellyfingers by Randon5 May 25, 2016