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johndave 

The pairing of john egbert and dave strider.
It is pretty damn popular amongst yaoi and homestuck fans.
And it is ALMOST canon
(come on hussie,make it canon!!!)
homestuckfan1:Do you ship johndave?
homestuckfan2: Fuck yeah I do! Its my OTP
homestuckfan3: I prefer dave/terezi
homestuckfan1: You know they broke up right?
homestuckfan3: Yea,but it was actually canon at one point atleast.
homestuckfan2: Hehehe,fuck you.
johndave by Latula pyrope December 31, 2013
Black guy with a big dick he lives in Tulsa OK and pulls hella bitches . this guy is smart and plays soccer and basketball and hates flys
Johntae is a name
johntae by tiplex cloud October 21, 2016

johntavia 

is a girl who is sexy asf and can make a boy cry in 1 second. Also is good at sports and can do anything perfect. Also has no red flags.
johntavia is good at sports.
johntavia by anonymous November 22, 2021

johntate 

a fucking retard who asks people what they got on there test just so that he can tell them he got a 100%. tate also is refferred to someone who has abnormally long butlocks.
JohnTate donated his butlocks to locks of love!
johntate by Johnathan dittty tate November 10, 2008

johntaveas 

A Twin soul yin and yang forever attached one is kind peaceful and relaxed, the other is wild, enraged and on edge
Johntaveas seems like a nice guy with a troubled past
johntaveas by King Grizz45 November 22, 2021

Johntaveas 

Nice and caring individual with a past history of an past life. Unique and genuine to the core . Intellectually gifted and funny. Often known for have eyes that can read the soul of a person.
Johntaveas is a unique guy always learning and joking around.
Johntaveas by Sliverfox4577 November 22, 2021