johns mom
A device with which one pleasures themselves. It is not any kind of dildo but can be considered a sex toy
johns mom by AlejandroTheGr8 April 5, 2009
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John's mom
A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."
A dirty, dirty slut.
Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.
A dirty, dirty slut.
Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.
John's mom by Drew January 24, 2005
John moment
John moment by Chuggington December 28, 2016
John moment
A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.
Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."
John moment by Dicktionary21 July 15, 2019
John moment
this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.
John moment by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020
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