johnny can

A dumbass nigger, who calls a Jerry can a “Johnny can”

Aye bro, I was fucking some midget broad, and her car ran out of gas. Had to buy shorty a Johnny can!

by anonymous December 12, 2023

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Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.

Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey

by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016

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Johnnycab

Verb: Getting a ride from friends or friends of friends because you don't have a car, or you're too cheap to pay for gas or a real cab.

Noun: A person who allows themselves to be used as free transportation without payment.

I blew all my money in Vegas, and had to Johnnycab my way home.

He doesn't even own a car, he just Johnnycabs wherever he needs to go!

"Are they dating?"
"No, he's her Johnnycab and is totally getting used."

by Johnnyjohn October 4, 2012

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Johnnycake

This is a type of pastry from the beautiful Bahamas that comes before or with the main course. Most know this as a dumpling or a festival without sugar.

At Tingum Village dem make de bes' Johnnycake me ever ate and me guh go back for more, if God spare life.

by Teyudor January 12, 2008

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