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Johnnycab 

Verb: Getting a ride from friends or friends of friends because you don't have a car, or you're too cheap to pay for gas or a real cab.

Noun: A person who allows themselves to be used as free transportation without payment.
I blew all my money in Vegas, and had to Johnnycab my way home.

He doesn't even own a car, he just Johnnycabs wherever he needs to go!

"Are they dating?"
"No, he's her Johnnycab and is totally getting used."
Johnnycab by Johnnyjohn October 4, 2012
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johnnycab 

a person at work that doesnt really work but makes it look he does.
All that guy does is walk around the office and talk to people and carry stuff in his hands so that he looks busy, hes such a johnnycab.
johnnycab by a nonymous November 8, 2005

JohnnyLawrenceSexual

Being in love with Johnny Lawrence from the Karate Kid and Cobra Kai
I am JohnnyLawrenceSexual
JohnnyLawrenceSexual by Bathwater December 31, 2020

johnnygasm 

orgasm suddenly caused by thought of how fucking sexy johnny depp is...especially when dressed up as captain jack sparrow from pirates of the carribbean...this kind of orgasm has its own category because he is just so goddamn hott that you need little or no touching to achieve climax...thank god for johnny depp...*smiles*
*watching pirates of the carribbean*...*sees johnny depp*...*johnnygasm*...o god that was good...
johnnygasm by Mollie January 18, 2004

Johnnycake 

This is a type of pastry from the beautiful Bahamas that comes before or with the main course. Most know this as a dumpling or a festival without sugar.
At Tingum Village dem make de bes' Johnnycake me ever ate and me guh go back for more, if God spare life.
Johnnycake by Teyudor January 12, 2008

johnnygasm 

What happens when you are with a guy named John who is the most awesome lover -makes you feel young- everything is new and exciting- like you have never experienced before-
I had a johnnygasm when I was with John last night!!!
johnnygasm by kuriouskittykat November 21, 2010

jonnycakes 

a state of mind that is reached by extreme focus. once this state of mind is reached one's speach is slurred and one is in a state of extreme coolness 24/7
dang dat boy's some jonnycakes

"what'd you say?"

it took him six yrs to master the jonnycakes
jonnycakes by chi-town maniac February 18, 2008