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JohnnyLawrenceSexual

Being in love with Johnny Lawrence from the Karate Kid and Cobra Kai
I am JohnnyLawrenceSexual
JohnnyLawrenceSexual by Bathwater December 31, 2020

swamp johnnying 

Placing a condom on the penis and proceeding to urinate and swing back and forth until the condom bursts.
I can not believe Aaron was swamp johnnying last night! Some mug is going to have to mop that mess up!
swamp johnnying by Barlow & Daz February 16, 2017

Johnnygun 

The brother word or name to tommygun.

A combined word comprised of the name Johnny and the word gun.

Used to describe that males usually large penis as well as its shooting power and pumping ability, much like a Thompson submachine gun or "tommy gun."

A sexy nickname.

A flirtation remark.

A chilled person.

A surfing nickname, either on the internet or in the water.

A name created by this user on graffiti.net
"Where are we headed tonight Johnnygun?"
Johnnygun by johnnygun August 21, 2009

Johnnycab 

Verb: Getting a ride from friends or friends of friends because you don't have a car, or you're too cheap to pay for gas or a real cab.

Noun: A person who allows themselves to be used as free transportation without payment.
I blew all my money in Vegas, and had to Johnnycab my way home.

He doesn't even own a car, he just Johnnycabs wherever he needs to go!

"Are they dating?"
"No, he's her Johnnycab and is totally getting used."
Johnnycab by Johnnyjohn October 4, 2012

johnnygasm 

orgasm suddenly caused by thought of how fucking sexy johnny depp is...especially when dressed up as captain jack sparrow from pirates of the carribbean...this kind of orgasm has its own category because he is just so goddamn hott that you need little or no touching to achieve climax...thank god for johnny depp...*smiles*
*watching pirates of the carribbean*...*sees johnny depp*...*johnnygasm*...o god that was good...
johnnygasm by Mollie January 18, 2004

johnykanony 

Dutch slang for a fat "oliebol" (Dutch Snack) or a big butt used commonly by people in the fishers town "Volendam."
Nederlandse straattaal voor een dikke oliebol (Nederlandse Snack) of een dikke kont vaak gebruikt onder inwoners van Volendam.
Persoon 1: Ueuhja, Frenckie hetteke jij al die lekkere johnykanony gezien daaro.
Persoon 2: Jaja, goed kanon dat. Hij is bijna 2.0
johnykanony by AjaxBrohuts January 15, 2020