Johniese

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Is sweet kind heart possibly bipolar name is very unique older and they look has straight teeth and always white has big tits and ass and can twerk May have a mean look on their face but cool when you get to know them Take your breath away makes you smile and laugh all the time can be the best relationship you have ever been in doesn’t where makeup she is Beautiful but Always doubts herself always when she know who she is always has a hair and nails done always put together and likes to be mean for no reason And have a bad attitude

Guy, I won’t a loyal girl

Her, I keep telling u I’m the one

Guy, what yo name I’m google it

Her, Johniese ☺️

Johniese by Johniese 123 October 22, 2019

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johnise

Beautiful and sexy. Love to have sex. Very sexual and seductive. Curious likes Both Male And Female. Nuts During Intercourse And If Not Is Very Pissed And Knows Your Not Her Match. JUST LIVING LIFE HAVING FUN!!

Johnise Looks Very edible In That Black Tight Fitted Dress

johnise by Lovelyredd December 20, 2016

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johnese

the language that any John can speak. The language that one speaks when one imitates a John.

Dude I don't understand you! You are speaking Johnese.

johnese by ThatBadgeredKid February 14, 2017

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johniesha

one annoying ass bitch,but loves everything. yeah,she can be a whiny bitchass hoe but you can learn to live with it.

“and i was like- omg..”
“what chad?”
“it’s johniesha,brad...”
“oh no-“

johniesha by flamin.gucci April 13, 2019

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johnieheren

that is riding the grass with a chocomouse in your hand while it is 9 degrees outside

Mom, me and dad are gonna johnieheren!

johnieheren by teabaggingshitword March 10, 2020

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jooniesexual

When you love RM or Kim Namjoon (they are the same person) so much that your only attracted to him.

Person 1: “Im coming out as jooniesexual”
Person 2: “Are you kidding me? Im all BTSexual”

jooniesexual by BTS lover;) December 9, 2020

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jooniesexual

Only attracted to the best leader ever from the kpop group bts

Random person: hey you’re cute can’t I have your number? ;)
you: sorry I’m jooniesexual

Random person: what?
you: ... jooniesexual

Random person: what the fuck

jooniesexual by anonymous December 18, 2020

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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