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Johniese 

Is sweet kind heart possibly bipolar name is very unique older and they look has straight teeth and always white has big tits and ass and can twerk May have a mean look on their face but cool when you get to know them Take your breath away makes you smile and laugh all the time can be the best relationship you have ever been in doesn’t where makeup she is Beautiful but Always doubts herself always when she know who she is always has a hair and nails done always put together and likes to be mean for no reason And have a bad attitude
Guy, I won’t a loyal girl

Her, I keep telling u I’m the one

Guy, what yo name I’m google it

Her, Johniese ☺️
Johniese by Johniese 123 October 22, 2019
Words you can keep
Beautiful and sexy. Love to have sex. Very sexual and seductive. Curious likes Both Male And Female. Nuts During Intercourse And If Not Is Very Pissed And Knows Your Not Her Match. JUST LIVING LIFE HAVING FUN!!
Johnise Looks Very edible In That Black Tight Fitted Dress
johnise by Lovelyredd December 20, 2016
Related Words
the language that any John can speak. The language that one speaks when one imitates a John.
Dude I don't understand you! You are speaking Johnese.
johnese by ThatBadgeredKid February 14, 2017

johniesha 

one annoying ass bitch,but loves everything. yeah,she can be a whiny bitchass hoe but you can learn to live with it.
“and i was like- omg..”
“what chad?”
“it’s johniesha,brad...”
“oh no-“
johniesha by flamin.gucci April 13, 2019

johnieheren 

that is riding the grass with a chocomouse in your hand while it is 9 degrees outside
Mom, me and dad are gonna johnieheren!

jooniesexual 

When you love RM or Kim Namjoon (they are the same person) so much that your only attracted to him.
Person 1: “Im coming out as jooniesexual”
Person 2: “Are you kidding me? Im all BTSexual”
jooniesexual by BTS lover;) December 9, 2020

jooniesexual 

Only attracted to the best leader ever from the kpop group bts
Random person: hey you’re cute can’t I have your number? ;)
you: sorry I’m jooniesexual

Random person: what?
you: ... jooniesexual

Random person: what the fuck
jooniesexual by anonymous December 18, 2020
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