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Johnfields
The epitomy of backwards ass Colorado yokel. Usually found sipping lithium sun-tea and chasing elk and bear around Pikes Peak on his mountain bike. Once said to be extinct JohnFields Jr.'s now run rampant around the once peaceful colorado praire.
Johnfields by shiggins January 14, 2008
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Johnfoe • johnfoolery • Johnjoe • johnoel • JohnDoeSS • johnference • Johnfession • Johnfields • johnfooler • JOHNFORD
johnference
Bill: "Where's Ravi?"
Ricky: "I just heard him having a johnference with someone in stall two. I flushed twice to give her a location reference."
Ricky: "I just heard him having a johnference with someone in stall two. I flushed twice to give her a location reference."
johnference by RickyDash September 22, 2009
johnfoolery
Person 1: Hey, what happened to Josue? I heard he got his neck snapped last night
Person 2: Yeah, he accused Yohan of johnfoolery and paid for his behavior
Person 1: Ah I see, NO ONE dares mention John Travolta around Yohan
Person 2: Yeah, he accused Yohan of johnfoolery and paid for his behavior
Person 1: Ah I see, NO ONE dares mention John Travolta around Yohan
johnfoolery by andyyxeve July 4, 2020
johnfooler
Very similar to a tomfooler, one who commits johnfoolery. Even more foolin' than a tomfooler. Term given to those who venture into the dark, mysterious realm of tomfoolery and return a new person, not the tomfooler they left as, but as the more evolved and ever-fooling johnfooler
johnfooler by Johnfoolery February 22, 2010
Johnjoe
Johnjoe is of Irish origin and means "Jewel".
Johnjoe's are sweet, charming and generous. Their name is unique and rare just like them, they have a great personality and have many friends. J, JJ <3, Johnny, John, Joe, Joey are just a list of nicknames. Johnjoe is a great friend and a even better boyfriend. They are are more logical then creative and are good with numbers. oh and lastly they are incredibly handsome!
Johnjoe's are sweet, charming and generous. Their name is unique and rare just like them, they have a great personality and have many friends. J, JJ <3, Johnny, John, Joe, Joey are just a list of nicknames. Johnjoe is a great friend and a even better boyfriend. They are are more logical then creative and are good with numbers. oh and lastly they are incredibly handsome!
Johnjoe by Hawkbutterfly2325 October 9, 2020
johnjoe mac
A long nosed stupid fucker who has to turn 10 seconds before he reaches a corner or else he will hit his nose off the wall. He also has the most pedo smile ever.
johnjoe mac by Redass122 February 15, 2017
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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