JohnCreed 

To keep looking up words on Urban Dictionary. Addicted to Urban Dictionary. Someone who is constantly searching for adult humor on Urban Dictionary.

Dude, did you just search "falafel" on Urban Dictionary? Cant believe you are such a JohnCreed!

JohnCreed by Melissa1989 September 29, 2015

JohnMcReady 

A special masturbation technique:
1. Put the ass on high ground
2. Cross legs behind the head
3. Right arm wraps around and grabs dick from behind
4. Left hand chokes yourself
5. Finish into your left nostril
6. Snort the cum into your mouth
7. Swallow

Mate1: Hey, I ripped a JohnMcReady yesterday.
Mate2: End your existence, you disgusting pig.

JohnMcReady by UnholySyny March 15, 2019

JohnRedCornwhole 

Girl says she has a headache, So her man offers to rub on her back. When her guard is down and she's relaxed he slyly Slides her legs off the side of the surface shes laying on and slides his dick in her then Whispers "dont worry Nancy I'll only charge Dale for a half hour instead of a full one your about to get"

My girl wouldn't stop whining that her head hurt but then was rubbing up on me like she was horny so I had to JohnRedcornwhole her till her face seizure a little bit.

JohnRedCornwhole by DrewQuinnWoods1990 July 24, 2019

Johnreid 

Johnreid is the person that would always sacrifice everything for your happiness. He would always put a smile on faces whenever he would walks by. He is trustworthy, kind, funny, smart, loving, attractive, rich, and much more, yet he doesn’t brag about it at all. He will be the most important part of your life. He would not fight because he hates something, but he would fight for something he loves. If you ever find a Johnreid in your life remember he is one of a kind and to never take him for granted or let him go.

2nd girl:So how was they guy you met? 1st girl:Oh it was a Johnreid. 2nd girl:Omg you are so lucky I wish I had a Johnreid.

Johnreid by Rand0mRedd June 12, 2019

Johnreid 

Johnreid is the person that would always sacrifice everything for your happiness. He would always put a smile on faces whenever he would walks by. He is trustworthy, kind, funny, smart, loving, attractive, rich, and much more, yet he doesn’t brag about it at all. He will be the most important part of your life. He would not fight because he hates something, but he would fight for something he loves. If you ever find a Johnreid in your life remember he is one of a kind and to never take him for granted or let him go.

2nd girl:So how was they guy you met? 1st girl:Oh it was a Johnreid. 2nd girl:Omg you are so lucky I wish I had a Johnreid.

Johnreid by Rand0mRedd June 12, 2019

johnred 

He is always the gayest person in the family and has a small penis, dates a lot of men and some times he can be lazy and always gets into a short relationship

And always flex of what he has.

Johnred is my friend.

johnred by Tiger ninja 3947385 November 26, 2021

Douchey Johnfeed 

John Hollenbeck in ANYWAYS , SHAPE , FORM, OR FASHION

yeah he exists

MMMMMM God i look so sexy today!!!!

man, i love these fossil sunglasses

"Dude herbert, why are you being such a douchey johnfeed today?"

Douchey Johnfeed by BILLUP PHONES November 29, 2010