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1. Put the ass on high ground
2. Cross legs behind the head
3. Right arm wraps around and grabs dick from behind
4. Left hand chokes yourself
5. Finish into your left nostril
6. Snort the cum into your mouth
7. Swallow
1. Put the ass on high ground
2. Cross legs behind the head
3. Right arm wraps around and grabs dick from behind
4. Left hand chokes yourself
5. Finish into your left nostril
6. Snort the cum into your mouth
7. Swallow
by UnholySyny March 15, 2019
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Girl says she has a headache, So her man offers to rub on her back. When her guard is down and she's relaxed he slyly Slides her legs off the side of the surface shes laying on and slides his dick in her then Whispers "dont worry Nancy I'll only charge Dale for a half hour instead of a full one your about to get"
My girl wouldn't stop whining that her head hurt but then was rubbing up on me like she was horny so I had to JohnRedcornwhole her till her face seizure a little bit.
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by Rand0mRedd June 12, 2019
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2nd girl:So how was they guy you met? 1st girl:Oh it was a Johnreid. 2nd girl:Omg you are so lucky I wish I had a Johnreid.
by Rand0mRedd June 12, 2019
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And always flex of what he has.
And always flex of what he has.
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