John head 

People who wear Berghaus/North Face/Karrimor coats and constantly wear their hoods up. The phrase ‘John head’ relates to the way the hoods on these coats, whilst up, resemble a condom covering the person’s head; a slang term for which is a ‘Johnny’.

“Lad look at those John heads hanging round outside the Co-Op there.”

John head by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021

john head 

A John head is a person who loves to listen to tech music, attends festivals & wears north face/karrimor/under armour & takes drugs / gets high

'Lad your a proper John head u uno'

john head by Liverpool1234 July 31, 2017

Crack head John 

A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe

Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR

Crack head John by silly March 7, 2005

elton john piano head 

head or blowjobs from a person so elite that makes you sing the chorus to Elton Johns’ Saturday Night’s Alright “ou ou ou ouuuuu”.

last night my girlfriend gave me Elton John Piano Head, it was unbelievable

elton john piano head by ched monk July 8, 2022

John Headache 

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.

"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."

John Headache by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023