John head

People who wear Berghaus/North Face/Karrimor coats and constantly wear their hoods up. The phrase ‘John head’ relates to the way the hoods on these coats, whilst up, resemble a condom covering the person’s head; a slang term for which is a ‘Johnny’.

“Lad look at those John heads hanging round outside the Co-Op there.”

by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021

john head

A John head is a person who loves to listen to tech music, attends festivals & wears north face/karrimor/under armour & takes drugs / gets high

'Lad your a proper John head u uno'

by Liverpool1234 August 01, 2017

elton john piano head

head or blowjobs from a person so elite that makes you sing the chorus to Elton Johns’ Saturday Night’s Alright “ou ou ou ouuuuu”.

last night my girlfriend gave me Elton John Piano Head, it was unbelievable

by ched monk July 08, 2022

Crack head John

A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe

Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR

by silly March 07, 2005