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Penis 

Something that is small.

Wait a minute. They are all small, right? It’s not just mine is it?

Me: *reveals penis*
Girl (shocked): “That’s hella small. Lol.”

Penis by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021

John head 

People who wear Berghaus/North Face/Karrimor coats and constantly wear their hoods up. The phrase ‘John head’ relates to the way the hoods on these coats, whilst up, resemble a condom covering the person’s head; a slang term for which is a ‘Johnny’.

“Lad look at those John heads hanging round outside the Co-Op there.”

John head by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021