John Face

A person with a very ordinary and generic looking face.

A : have you seen the new guy?
B: yeah. he has a total John Face, real plain.

by Gillian_Daemon September 30, 2018

John's river face

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.

That Bitch is begging for john's river face.

by director of pimperations July 17, 2014

john schnatter-face

When a girl's face straight up looks like Papa John's founder John Schnatter, no matter how killer her body is.

"That girl has a a sick booty but she got a wicked case of John Schnatter-face!"

by xavierrenegadeangel February 25, 2015

LOL John Locke Face

A face expressing all emotions, both negative and positive, everything, and nothing.
Not to be confused with Renaissance Locke

tinas boyfriend decided to run a marathon
tina replied LOL John Locke Face

by Thezachylanproject May 9, 2010