John Dolan

A John Dolan is an Ontario term for getting a facial that covers your entire front face like a giant beard.

I got a blowjob yesterday and totally gave her a John Dolan

by Mike Whyte November 27, 2009

John Delaney

John Delaney also known as the dude that is polling at a record-breaking 0%!

Person: "my wife just left me... and he sent me a video of her fucking a Dude!."
Person: "well... at least you are not John Delaney!"

by Lil Gucci Bag June 26, 2019

john delaney

Were you looking for Congressman Roger Furlong?

It's good to keep illusions Congressman Furlong..cough...cough...Pardon, I meant Congressman john delaney

by the internet grammarian June 10, 2019

John Delaney

Were you looking for Congressman Roger Furlong?

Even Roger Furlong (known by some losers as John Delaney) is running for President

by the internet grammarian June 10, 2019

John Delaney

A person you never heard of who asks for your support.

“You want me to support you? Dude, you’re a John Delaney to me. I’ve never even heard of you.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

JohnDeLanto

JohnDeLanto's are sly, scummy, and will stab you in the back almost every week, JohnDeLanto's are egotistic maniacs, and people who take things to another level (like Hitler or Stalin) not a good level, they are sociopathic keyboard warriors. Which is why many people have become #AntiJohnDeLanto and a discord bot was even made called "AntiJohnDeLanto", the current following of the #AntiJohnDeLanto is nearly the whole of RCW as well as the whole world, except Bonk.

Oh god, it's a JohnDeLanto.

by MasterBaterXV May 25, 2018

Johndolences

When you want to offer your condolences to someone who has recently experienced a passing of a loved one, but you have no clue who the deceased is.

"Joshua just died!"
"You have my Johndolences"

by Thisistotallyme July 14, 2025