Definitions by Thisistotallyme

Gaslighted

The correct past tense form of "gaslight".
It is not "gaslit".

He gaslighted her into thinking this is the correct past tense form of gaslight

Gaslighted by Thisistotallyme January 5, 2026

Dinglefinger

When you are taking a shit and you are about to wipe, but some shit falls off your asshole onto your finger.

"Ew, I just got a dinglefinger, ruined a totally good shit"

Dinglefinger by Thisistotallyme December 29, 2025

Johndolences 

When you want to offer your condolences to someone who has recently experienced a passing of a loved one, but you have no clue who the deceased is.

"Joshua just died!"
"You have my Johndolences"

Johndolences by Thisistotallyme July 14, 2025

Diagrammatical Biomechanics 

A term coined by exercise scientist Dr Mike Israetel in relation to poorly designed exercise equipment.

"I made up a term uh back back a few years ago when I was debating some biomechanics folks called
diagrammatical biomechanics where you looked at some diagrams and you're like 'Ehhh... this must be how the human body works!' and you made a machine only on that."

"You tried that machine over there?"
"It fucking sucks, the creators were probably on some diagrammatical biomechanics bullshit."

Diagrammatical Biomechanics by Thisistotallyme March 23, 2025