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John (douglas) 

John is a very tall, athletic, and strong guy
He enjoys going on adventures, and stepin out da krib, most importantly he be spinin the ops blokk, besides that John's a very good friend who helps out when I need
Take a look at this example with John (douglas) in it
John: yo naa bra u good

Zion: no bru the opps js fukin stole all my chicken
John: oh wrd bet I gochu bra I got 20$ let's go to KFC

Zion: thank u John!
John (douglas) by Douglasonaspot_ November 19, 2023
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John Douglas 

A kid who has a schmeet and sucks at 2k and crys when he gets kicked out of the xbox party
John Douglas by daniel tubby September 30, 2020

John Douglas 

a queer boy with a shmeet
John Douglas by daniel tubby September 30, 2020

John Douglas 

That cunt with the fucked knee.

Also eats poo from the pan
Man 1 - Whos that man with the sore knee eating poo

Man 2 - oh its just classic john douglas
John Douglas by Heisenberg_Fan1994 January 30, 2023

John douglas 

John Douglas , a supervillain in the Matthew universe ,known for being in alliance with the gnomes of alford and a playing harmonic melodies with a flute in alford during the night
John Douglas and the gnomes are in the shadows

John Patrick Douglas 

A fun YouTube e that is relatable to all the kids. *dabs*
He loves the emoji movie so much he will make a camio in the new one ' the war of emojis ' as the forehead emoji.
Hey have you seen John Patrick Douglas

Yeah I heard he is being relatable with the kiddies
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