Johannon

A person that can make anything funny. If you're at a funeral. He'll be the first person to tell you that it will be OK

Leila: "Bro I'm Felling Down."

Damion: "Then Go Talk To JoHannon, He'll make it OK."

Johannon by GrêêñLäzër May 2, 2022

nigga johanson 

A young black man in his prime. Aids free nigga johanson be so fresh. You'll freezes to death, he so shiny fresh.

"Nigga Johan so shiny fresh!"

"Das ma Nigga Johanson, dawg"

"Nigga Johanson be frontin in da club, bitch."

" Dont touch that chicken finga nigga Johan"

nigga johanson by Laverga February 5, 2014

scarlett johannson 

She's hot. She's so hot that if I were a lesbian I would make sweet, sweet love to her.

Scarlett Johannson turned me on greatly in Ghost World.

scarlett johannson by warped columbia February 21, 2004

sue johannson 

sue johannson has a show on the oxygen network where she answers hilarious sex questions. She is an elderly woman, which makes watching her show a late-night favorite. Her show features the famous pleasure chest.

sue johannson is the man... errr... woman

sue johannson by dmby.com May 13, 2005

johannson 

When someone is a stud.

Hey man, I saw all those broads hanging all over you the other night. Aren't you a Johannson! Holy wha!

johannson by Beastmode9 December 17, 2013

Scarlett Johannson 

A talented and beautiful actress, stars in Lost In Translation, Girl with a Pearl Earring, Match Point, The Island and more stuff like that. Dresses a bit like a modern Marilyn Monroe. Posed nude with Keira Knightley on the front cover of Vanity Fair.

'Scarlett Johannson is a fashion icon'

Scarlett Johannson by h August 31, 2008

sue johanson 

Sue Johanson is the shit. She talks about sex every Sunday night on Oxygen, & knows everything. Plus with her being a billion years old makes it all better, & more entertaining. Watching her explain the sex toy of the week is hilairous; & a great conversation starter for school on Monday!

kristen- "did you watch sue johanson last night? she talked about a cock ring! but her positions of the week are getting weak."
larsyn- "no, i can't believe you watch that show."

sue johanson by YoItsKristenAP April 3, 2008