Joey P

A young man whose life revolves around trying to play football, failing to play baseball, and making rap albums that completely suck. He is balding at the age of 17 and the hair that hasn't fallen out is turning gray. His younger brother is better than him at life and gets more playing time than him as a freshman on varsity. Young Joey P thinks he will get accepted into Cornell when in reality he is going to Caldwell College and going to teach special ed kids math for the rest of his life. Eventually he will learn more from the sped kids than they will ever learn from him. His hit song is called "Perfectionist Mentality" and you can find it on youtube after typing in Run This Town Remix - Joseph (Cohen) Panullowitzsteinburgman.

Joey P has 1 rushing attempt in his football career and it resulted in -5 yards.

by thuglife08 October 14, 2009

Joey Perez

Youtube celebrity Joey Perez is anything and everything but ordinary. He put himself out there as a teenage guy who loves singing and sharing music with the world. Because truly music is his passion. Joey wants to be an example to teenagers that its okay to be different. And that they shouldn't hide who they are to please anybody.. The sky's the limit... Jose Perez Jr. or musically known as "Joey Perez." I proudly represent the Downe Community as a 15 year old Mexican male whom genuinely has a strong love and passion for music. Joey Perez was brought to jayday records as a 12 year old and started recording his own lyrics and tracks. Born on July 24, Joey Perez has always had a special connection with music. While teaching himself how to play piano when he was younger, he soon discovered the many different layers of music, making him want to expand his musical horizons. Born in Mexico, raised in California, then moving to Chicago; Joey Perez was open to the various styles of the those areas. He began to make music his lifestyle by starting to produce various tracks as well as write his own bars and verses on a daily basis. His talent did not go unnoticed because of the fact that he has already caught the attention of and started to work with up and coming artist like Passion.This is certainly the beginning step for Joey Perez in his hope of making it big in the music industry.

joey perez

by joeyfan1 January 7, 2010

Joey Pocket

the youtuber joey pockett but with 1 t

Guy 1:"I love watching Joey Pocket"
Guy 2:"Shut the fuck up"

by NickW275 January 20, 2020

The ol Joey philpott

When you give her a 11 digits

Old mate gave her the ol Joey philpott last night she never screamed so hard

by Joey philpott December 16, 2018

joey pranoto

a little asian man who spends his days eating ice cream while watching hentai

joey pranoto is a illegal immergrany

by joey but better February 27, 2020

joey page

Multi talented singer / songwriter/ producer, Joey Page is a star on the rise. The Orlando native has spent most of his young life immersed in the entertainment industry. He has embraced all aspects of the music industry and is growing musically at an alarming pace. Joey’s roguishly handsome looks, charm and cool as can be swagger makes him equally hip to the young girls that swoon for him as to the young guys that want to be like him.

As an artist Joey has been heavily influenced by many of today’s artists as well as some of music’s legendary performers. Joey has a strong understanding of today’s music scene on a global level and is a true student of the industry. He has demonstrated the ability to tap into a wide array of emotions and convey them through his lyrics and music. He is an expressive young man that makes no excuses or apologies for who he is. What sets Joey apart form many of today’s young artists is his undeniable stage presence. Joey exudes charisma at every turn and is a true throwback, a genuine showman. Whether performing a laid back track, an up tempo anthem, or taking it down for a heart wrenching ballad the audience always leaves wanting more.

Currently Joey is putting the finishing touches on his upcoming LP and has been on the road promoting his music and live show. With an already rabid fan base that is increasing by the day and the resurgence of the pop music scene in the industry world wide Joey is poised to be "America’s Next Pop Icon".

joey page's songs are sicknasty.
he is the "teenage rage". his dad, Joe Page, is the "middle age rage".

by anissa musso jonas page! March 19, 2008

Joey Pouch

An average to skinny figured female, with a mound of fat (or in scientific terms: lipids) acquired around the lower stomach region. In turn, looks like a female Kangaroo's Joey Pouch. Which, of course, is the pouch that they carry their babies in.

Also known as "JP" for short.

Justin: Dude, did you see that chick's joey pouch?
Mike: Yeah man. She wasn't really fat. She was just kind of...
Justin: Yeah. She was rockin' that joey pouch. Were you mirin'?
Mike: That goes without saying, man. I love bishes with JP's. coolguyface.jpg

by Will Powers March 14, 2011