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The tallest blackest funniest man alive. He literally is a big shadow.
Joewig is as black as night. You need the suns raw light rays to see him.
Joewig by StickButt.com November 22, 2023
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A jewish, white as white can be person who pretends to be black, as his tiny penis size scares him

Jewish > Nigga
Jewish > Wigga
JEWIGGA
White Jew Ashley: I'm soo black bruv, i'm 100% nigga.

Any sane person with eyes: Jewigga please!.
Jewigga by TROLLashDOE January 11, 2014
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A white Jew boy who thinks he's gangsta like a nigger ie a jewigga.
Strange white kid from a crappy town where all the kids think they are hard and gangsters.
Shane: guys have you seen that gangsta wannabe white boy noob ash?.
Kyle: yeah kids a total jewigga.
Stacey: hell yeah.
Cam: yup.
Jewigga by Steelcitytyke January 11, 2014
Taking a man’s body hair shavings and making a wig out of it.
Poor Jill lost all of her hair from chemotherapy. She is lucky to have such a lush “joe wig”.
joe wig by Fenny29 January 26, 2018
A Jewish nigger. A jewish person who likes to act like a nigger. Person who has ghetto upbringing with a hint of jewish culture. Likes to listen to NWA, Ice-T, and many other 90's rap songs. Acts in a way that covers or mixes his or her orthodox, non-reform, jewish style of life so he may gain popularity at a social gathering. Although unlikely that a Jew could have such low-class upbringing, there are exceptions where parents may be adopters or interracially married.

Jewiggers like to buy "bling", or accessories for their bodies, where baggy clothing, take advantage of their wealthy/frugal lifestyles in order to buy cars with custom rims and other excesses. Some may carry around a torah to epitomize their existence for the lord of Israel and the torah's words.

"The torah and niggers with attitude kept me alive, ma bitches! Imma representing my families in Brooklyn, and a shout out to O.G. Reube." - A Brooklyner sporting Sean John hookups, a gold chain, a stud earing, and a trucker hat."
Jerry Rosenbaum is a jewigger. He was born to a African jew and an Japanese descendant of Hiroito. Friends at his lower-Manhattan jewish parochial school call him Funkmaster Roseizzle because of his unbelievable freestyling skills and a swauve demeanor that attracts girls, and wards off insurance salesmen.

They also think Rosenbaum, or Roseizzle, could be the next Corporate Executive Officer of NBC, or Tha' Row, should he take down Suge Knight.
jewiger by ahab_is_always_right September 8, 2005
Luigi is adopted and jewish, instead of amen he says shalom
Luigi: "Mario Im jewish now"
Mario: "bye Jewigi"
Jewigi by Fat_Jared March 13, 2022

JoeWilson 

Making a perfect ass of one self before a joint session of congress, be it state or federal.
Did you see that politician in the state house during last week jumping up and down, shouting, making a JoeWilson?
JoeWilson by jedijoe September 15, 2009
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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