Joewig

The tallest blackest funniest man alive. He literally is a big shadow.

Joewig is as black as night. You need the suns raw light rays to see him.

by StickButt.com November 22, 2023

Jewigga

A jewish, white as white can be person who pretends to be black, as his tiny penis size scares him

Jewish > Nigga
Jewish > Wigga
JEWIGGA

White Jew Ashley: I'm soo black bruv, i'm 100% nigga.

Any sane person with eyes: Jewigga please!.

by TROLLashDOE January 11, 2014

Jewigga

A white Jew boy who thinks he's gangsta like a nigger ie a jewigga.
Strange white kid from a crappy town where all the kids think they are hard and gangsters.

Shane: guys have you seen that gangsta wannabe white boy noob ash?.
Kyle: yeah kids a total jewigga.
Stacey: hell yeah.
Cam: yup.

by Steelcitytyke January 11, 2014

joe wig

Taking a man’s body hair shavings and making a wig out of it.

Poor Jill lost all of her hair from chemotherapy. She is lucky to have such a lush “joe wig”.

by Fenny29 January 26, 2018

jewiger

A Jewish nigger. A jewish person who likes to act like a nigger. Person who has ghetto upbringing with a hint of jewish culture. Likes to listen to NWA, Ice-T, and many other 90's rap songs. Acts in a way that covers or mixes his or her orthodox, non-reform, jewish style of life so he may gain popularity at a social gathering. Although unlikely that a Jew could have such low-class upbringing, there are exceptions where parents may be adopters or interracially married.

Jewiggers like to buy "bling", or accessories for their bodies, where baggy clothing, take advantage of their wealthy/frugal lifestyles in order to buy cars with custom rims and other excesses. Some may carry around a torah to epitomize their existence for the lord of Israel and the torah's words.

"The torah and niggers with attitude kept me alive, ma bitches! Imma representing my families in Brooklyn, and a shout out to O.G. Reube." - A Brooklyner sporting Sean John hookups, a gold chain, a stud earing, and a trucker hat."

Jerry Rosenbaum is a jewigger. He was born to a African jew and an Japanese descendant of Hiroito. Friends at his lower-Manhattan jewish parochial school call him Funkmaster Roseizzle because of his unbelievable freestyling skills and a swauve demeanor that attracts girls, and wards off insurance salesmen.

They also think Rosenbaum, or Roseizzle, could be the next Corporate Executive Officer of NBC, or Tha' Row, should he take down Suge Knight.

by ahab_is_always_right September 8, 2005

Jewigi

Luigi is adopted and jewish, instead of amen he says shalom

Luigi: "Mario Im jewish now"
Mario: "bye Jewigi"

by Fat_Jared March 13, 2022

JoeWilson

Making a perfect ass of one self before a joint session of congress, be it state or federal.

Did you see that politician in the state house during last week jumping up and down, shouting, making a JoeWilson?

by jedijoe September 15, 2009