JoeWilson 

Making a perfect ass of one self before a joint session of congress, be it state or federal.

Did you see that politician in the state house during last week jumping up and down, shouting, making a JoeWilson?

JoeWilson by jedijoe September 15, 2009

Joe Wilson 

A name that will live in infamy, when on 9/9/09, this man (Republican Congressman at the time) decided to put down Barack Obama during his publicized speech to congress, using the now all to famous term You lie!

Barack Obama: The reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.
Joe Wilson: You lie!
Crowd: GASP
Barack Obama: That's not true.

Joe Wilson by AIDS Pizza September 10, 2009

Joe Wilson 

As SNL put it, he was the one guy who didn't get the memo that the republicans changed their mind about yelling "LIE!" all at once during Obama's speech due to an ill-timed trip to the restroom.

This can now be a verb.

To be Joe Wilson-ed.

"Man, no one told you that we weren't gonna egg Teach after all?"

"Yes, I believe I got Joe Wilson-ed!"

Joe Wilson by pelicaine September 19, 2009

Joe Wilson 

republican asshole with no respect for our president who says "you lie" on impulse.

Ellen: Yeah i saw this hawt new mexican transfer in our class, i wonder if hes getting healthca---
Joe Wilson:YOU LIE!!!!!!!
Ellen: wow you're a faggot.

Joe Wilson by obamamamallama September 25, 2009

Jaywilsons-disease

Similar to lucasitis.

When a game director chooses to make a sequel of a previous successful game and releases a disappointment.

This is due to:

- not including/changing several features that made its predecessor so good
- balancing the game around a greedy pay2win formula
- having a lacking endgame
- not adding promised features after the game's launch.

"Hey man, how's diablo III nowadays, wanna go farm some legendaries later?"

"Nah, the game's still suffering from Jaywilsons-disease. The treatments they are administering don't seem to be working anymore and the game is slowly losing the will to live."

Jaywilsons-disease by deadhorse12 December 30, 2012

Joëlson 

A name for a god like being. This person is most likely to be friendly, effortlessly hilarious and an overall nice person. This person will never judge you for you. Although this person wil have an opinion, he/she won't use it against you but tries to give you advice.

You're a saint, a savior, all with all a typical Joëlson.

Joëlson by Leavesaroundautumn November 21, 2021

Joelson 

The kind of guy you meet and is unlike any other you’ve met in the best way possible! He looks like what you’d consider a vogue model to look like. He’ll treat you like a Queen and expect you to treat him like a King. He’ll listens to your heart. Joelson’s are typically athletic and are likely to participate in some type of cardio encouraged workout like swim or boxing. They are normally intelligent and always innovative. Finally Joelson is someone that if he loves you, don’t let him go!

You dating a Joelson??

Yes!
You’re so lucky! 😩
I know, we’re gonna get married!!!

Joelson by Your Bear 🐻 October 17, 2022