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jewigi
"Mario these aren't shekels this is a gas chamber!"
"Fuck you Jewigi you gonna get the whole gabagoole now!"
"Fuck you Jewigi you gonna get the whole gabagoole now!"
jewigi by CoolGamer2001 February 1, 2021
Jewizire
An unstoppable combination between a Jedi, Wizard, and Vampire. Such creature is very rare and extremely lethal.
There is no stopping a JEWIZIRE
A Jewizire carries around its lightsaber, wand, and coffin.
There is no stopping a JEWIZIRE
A Jewizire carries around its lightsaber, wand, and coffin.
Jewigga
A jewish, white as white can be person who pretends to be black, as his tiny penis size scares him
Jewish > Nigga
Jewish > Wigga
JEWIGGA
Jewish > Nigga
Jewish > Wigga
JEWIGGA
Jewigga by TROLLashDOE January 11, 2014
commit jewicide
The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.
Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"
commit jewicide by FuckACactucs21 July 26, 2016
Jewgine
noun :A Jewish person who acts italian. Italian dialect for cousin (cugine) plus Jew.
See: Andrew Dice Clay, Ronnie Mund (Howard Stern Show), Max Kellerman (ESPN)
See: Andrew Dice Clay, Ronnie Mund (Howard Stern Show), Max Kellerman (ESPN)
"Man, Alex is such a Jewgine with his spiked hair and his constant tanning, someone needs to tell him that chicken parm isn't kosher"
Jewgine by rich uncle tarasoff August 20, 2008
Jewigga
A white Jew boy who thinks he's gangsta like a nigger ie a jewigga.
Strange white kid from a crappy town where all the kids think they are hard and gangsters.
Strange white kid from a crappy town where all the kids think they are hard and gangsters.
Shane: guys have you seen that gangsta wannabe white boy noob ash?.
Kyle: yeah kids a total jewigga.
Stacey: hell yeah.
Cam: yup.
Kyle: yeah kids a total jewigga.
Stacey: hell yeah.
Cam: yup.
Jewigga by Steelcitytyke January 11, 2014
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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