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Joern is a fun guy who likes the beach, and is very fond of surfing. Although, he isn't a guy built for it. He usually eats quite a bit, and he gets quite big because of it. He can be charming and kind when he wants something, but can be the complete opposite as well. You wouldn’t want to be around when he is in a bad mood. He can have lots of family problems, and he isn’t very good at all at relationships. He is rather manipulative, abusive and nobody wants to be around him.
Today, Joern decided to punch his kids against a wall.
joern by RealLifeFacts :) May 30, 2021
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Verb. Discovering critical security vulnerabilities on a Friday afternoon.
I joerned and my weekend was ruined.
Joern by vm00z March 13, 2024
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joern • joernia • Jernej • jerns • joeing • jernt • joeangel • joeanna • Joenell'd • Joener
Joergen was a horse of pewdiepie
pls joergen dont teleport away again and stay with pewd
Joergen by Pewdiepie's horse July 8, 2019
A beautiful horse That pwediepie has. Joergan dies in a wall one day and so Joergan #2 had to come in and make pewdiepie happier.
“Joergan was like a father to me. I loved him like a son.”
Joergan by Frilkmilk July 7, 2019
A kind-hearted and genuine horse that sadly went missing.
Joergen sadly went missing, and is now presumed dead.
Joergen by Bairgh O L'Gharigh July 5, 2019

Pulling a Jerni 

Dissing out alcohol at a party without the hosts permission in hopes to be cool and get your dong wanked in the closet.
Dude: "Look at that fukker Jerni over there, always pulling a Jerni"
Kid: "I know, What a dumbass."
Pulling a Jerni by My nigga Burr February 21, 2017
Pewdiepie's horse in his ePIC Minecraft playthrough. There have been 2 Joergens as one of them accidentally died my glitching into a wall:(Joergen #2 is currently safe and sound with diamond armor accompanying pewds to his adventures.
"Joergen is so much more than a pixelated horse"
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