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Joepsh by mygina July 11, 2021
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JOE- "Yeah my dad has keys to the milton keynes bowl"
(PAT AND BEN SLOWLY TURN AND GLAZE AT EACHOTHER......PAT AND BEN AT THE SAME TIME SAY)

PAT&BEN- "What a bunch of joeshit!"
(THEY BOTH LAUGH!)
joeshit by ben tandoh May 6, 2008
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Joesph Seed 

A despot that resides in Hope County, Montana. Leads the Project at Eden’s Gate cult and is considered crazy to all but his disciples. He will do anything to indoctrinate normal folk yet will consider himself the better man in every outcome; the ultimate hypocrite. He uses the drug cocktail he calls Bliss to bend people’s will and makes knife-tats on others to expose their sins. Also well-known for evading warrants and nuclear attacks.
Joesph Seed! I have a warrant for your arrest!

Fuck Joesph.
Joesph Seed by SharterStarter July 1, 2019
Joesph is a good guy who is the best friend or boyfriend if your lucky enough.He will hold your hand,shower you with kisses and maybe even slap your ass.HE is amazing at dancing and any other sport he is a great guy.
1:Did you see joesph today
2:yea
Joesph by Hhhejjeu April 26, 2017
Pretty much being greedy like a jew
damn christian is being so joeish with his doritos
Joeish by DoctorHammonds October 13, 2011

Joesph Fox

A small monkey like creature that has sex with a pineapple. He is approximately 1.2ft and has a chode. He sucks of Sam Drew until Sam turns black (he is usually white as paper). Overall joe Fox is gay and is a fat woman.
Wow he just turned into a Joesph Fox
Joesph Fox by Fatsmack_34Op August 3, 2019
The act of being an absolute brain dead human being and usually involves doing the most lowest of IQ things.
Guy 1: Hey bro look at that guy what a dumbass

Guy 2: Yeah I know man he’s being so Joeish right now
Joeish by Callumsb7 August 21, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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