joyner

Having a girl stick a dildo up your ass while you fuck her in the mouth and then when you are about to come you turn around pull out the dildo and spray explosive diarhea all over her face. This is usually followed by licking the shit off her forehead before cuddling and falling to sleep.

Holy crap! When Jose told me that story about how he likes to joyner chicks, it made me so horny that i punched myself in the face!!!!!!!!

by Pennis the Menace December 15, 2008

Joyner

Another name for hard on homosexual. A Joyner usually has huge boobs for a guy. They play the french horn but suck at it. Most have curly hair and a face that always makes them look constipated. They have a high voice too. They may seem nice but will stab you in the back eventually.

Jeanie: Hey remember when we glued maxi pads to Joyner's car?
John: I so totally do!
Jeanie: Im glad he got use out of them though...

by awesomeness09765321 November 29, 2011

joyner lucas

A rapper from Worcester, Massachussets. He is a lyrical genius and disses all mumble rappers. He is extremely underrated.

Joyner Lucas is the best lyrical rapper ever born!

by Over9563 January 2, 2018

Joyner Lucas

A slightly balding, chubby Afro American rapper who can smash a track like a pinata or Eat it like fries. He makes Logic scared shitless because of sheer talent.

Nigga 1: You going to Joyner Lucas concert tomorrow?
Nigga 2: Hell yeah, that shit be the bomb

by Cigo the god September 6, 2018

Joyner surprise

A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.

Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.

by Donavon L. January 3, 2008

Joyner Lucas

The guy that says he built/assembled a team of sharks with lasers on their heads, or something like that.

What the fuck was that Joyner Lucas guy talking about? I didn't notice anything about them that made me think of sharks, but he keeps insisting that they are sharks, and who knows what he might do to try and impress you.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Jr finger pointer joyner

Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.

Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.

by lord of hell June 18, 2010