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joelissa 

The girl everyone wants. Kind hearted & She the prettiest baddest bitch out there! She's will make you the happiest ever and treat you how you should be if you truly mean something to her. Don't get it twisted with a joelissa she is very fierce as well. Bring her to your parents they will fall in love with her. She is very smart and Carrys herself well. Everyone's dream girl. If you have a joelissa in your life your one lucky person. Oh and did I mention she has a great sense of humor and great body! Like Beyoncé says put a ring on it!
You're dating joelissa? You're one lucky motherfucker
joelissa by Girl2344 June 28, 2017
Someone who is currently unemployed and spends 14+ hours on Twitter each day
The twitter user _mufcjay is jobless and has 74,000 tweets in 6 months
Jobless by Ryanmcfc_ July 30, 2021

jobless jon 

A leaching parasite of a man, whom will spend every dime you make and have saved all while not working.
Oh, she left his ass because he was a jobless jon
jobless jon by Phoenix420 July 5, 2022

Joblessness

The act of being Jobless.
Rajen joblessness is such that he woke up at 3pm and played Fifa all day till he fell asleep again.
Joblessness by Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaj February 22, 2011
When someone doesn't give a damn on what to do in life
Doesn't have anything important to do
Dude:He's so jobless, all he ever does is sleep
Jobless by Slimee0110 June 17, 2021

Jobless Fuck 

A jobless fuck is anyone who is too lazy to get a job.
Jack:"yo Brice, dont you thing patrick is a jobless fuck?"
Brice:"well duh he doesnt even have a job! Wanna go play some Nazi zombies?"
Jack:"high five for having a job!"
*clap!*
Jobless Fuck by Ihaveajob July 7, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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