joeblow

A "Joe Blow" is a man who is being a complete asshole to everyone because he's been working all day & is tired & angry.

Rich has been working in the yard all day, now he's being such a JOEBLOW

by Leemag July 31, 2020

Joeblow

JOEBLOW

Kick in the balls by a Female to a Male who is not her husband. (Husband is a HubbaBubba, another Female is a Chicklit)

My girl got hit at the bar last night, before I could step in she turned around and gave that asshole such a Joeblow his nuts turned purple and tried to crawl back inside.

by Cherry314 October 7, 2021

Joebrows

a kid named joe with no eyebrows who has nothing going for him

oh shit dude you joebrows

by crispin demetriou November 11, 2009

Joe Blow

Generic term for "the average guy." The "man on the street," so to speak. Sometimes lengthened to "Joe Blow from Kokomo" (after Kokomo, Indiana).

As far as Joe Blow is concerned, the worst thing about the Iraq War is inflated gasoline prices.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Joeblob

For when you say the word 'Blowjob' wrong.

Sarah: Rachael I really want to give him a Joeblob!!!

by Satchel151 August 7, 2010

Joe Blow

Term for a slightly less-than-average person only accepted by his peers because he/she boosts their self-esteem due to their ignorance or lack of intelligence. Also begs others to the extremities of their nerves for money/materials. Can be used as a nick-name or noun/pronoun.

Joe:hey Jackson, got any money i spent all mine on gummy bears & weed.

Jackson:(speaking to Walt). Gosh he really makes me mad hes such a Jew.

Walt: Yea he's such a Joe Blow.

by Its Hunter B February 23, 2009

joeflow

a young attractive black male, normally with long flowing hair. Joeflow has his way with the girls, always getting the most fire and doing what he wants with them. Normally very athletic and with great abs, if there is a joeflow on your team, get used to riding the bench.

My girl was "studying" with joeflow last night. She had hella hickeys the next day.
"Bro how come joeflow always gets the hot girls while im stuck with caitlyn..."

by j.c0le October 15, 2017