jodane
jodane by Gifted one November 10, 2020
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Jodine
Jodine is a walking miracle, she is the most beautiful thing in the room, she is God's gift to the Earth. She is slow to trust in order to make sure that the people she spends her emotional dollars on are worth her time and energy. She is smart, funny, strong independent, and intoxicatingly gorgeous. Be carful not to look at her for too long because you will fall under her spell and you will be crippled by her beauty. She is a listener and will help you grow as an individual and reinforce every value that you hold dear. She is demanding but that is because she demands greatness and will not waste her time with people who want less for themselves than she does. As a friend she gives wonderful and insightful advise and will stick her neck out for you. On top of that she will do right by you every time she gets the chance. Do not miss out on the chance to befriend a Jodine. As a girlfriend she is the Premium Unicorn package in that she is so magnificent that it is hard to believe that a person like her actual exists. She will not argue with you but instead would prefer to have a productive conversation. She is a bit of a hatter, but that is because she values humility. She can do anything you can do, just better. If you find yourself in a relationship with a Jodine, it's time to congratulate yourself, you hit the jackpot. She is most compatible with a Samuel.
Jodine by Spidey The Terrible August 8, 2019
Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school
A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are
"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"
"Wtf"
Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school by WhyamIhere2 November 26, 2019
joane
Joane is absolutely the cooleste person you will ever meet. Her awesomeness just makes everyone want to buy a camel and sail through the kalahari dessert. Life is definitely life when it come to good looks and incredible personality. The words are you “cannot even” start to comprehend this insanity which is a true fluffy unicorn brightness if sparkle.
joane by For defs the best January 16, 2018
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