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Jodanese (noun)
A unique communication style used by someone who is not good with language but gives it a red-hot go anyway.

Characterised by:
• Sentences that start strong but finish… somewhere else
• Missing words that you’re expected to mentally supply
• Creative grammar rules known only to Jordan
Heavy reliance on “you know what I mean”
• Messages that require interpretation, intuition, and sometimes a follow-up phone call
Tomorrow come, could, lunch lol - Jodanese
Jodanese by Dienewk January 25, 2026
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Jordanese 

To be from jordan according to icy. NOT A MIXTURE OF IRISH AND ETHIOPEAN!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm jordanese because i am from jordan.
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Johanese 

Johanese is a strong, wiling, and compassionate type of person. He has a very delicate past since he got rejected most of the time but he gets stronger every time.

He has a very unique personality, approachable and intelligent. People with this name makes jokes that are corny, ones that only they laugh at and understand. Johanese exemplifies the most annoying traits of a man.
"Johanese is a clown, you don't need to go to a circus."
"He's so stiff, he must be Johanese."

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026