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Jodanese (noun)
A unique communication style used by someone who is not good with language but gives it a red-hot go anyway.

Characterised by:
• Sentences that start strong but finish… somewhere else
• Missing words that you’re expected to mentally supply
• Creative grammar rules known only to Jordan
• Heavy reliance on “you know what I mean”
• Messages that require interpretation, intuition, and sometimes a follow-up phone call
Tomorrow come, could, lunch lol - Jodanese
Jodanese by Dienewk January 25, 2026
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Jordanese 

To be from jordan according to icy. NOT A MIXTURE OF IRISH AND ETHIOPEAN!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm jordanese because i am from jordan.
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Johanese 

Johanese is a strong, wiling, and compassionate type of person. He has a very delicate past since he got rejected most of the time but he gets stronger every time.

He has a very unique personality, approachable and intelligent. People with this name makes jokes that are corny, ones that only they laugh at and understand. Johanese exemplifies the most annoying traits of a man.
"Johanese is a clown, you don't need to go to a circus."
"He's so stiff, he must be Johanese."

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026