jock rock

Term used to desribe the unintelligent, bloated, bombastic rock promulgated by Nickelback and their ilk.

Teddy: Man, this sure is some shitty music you're blaring, Joe.
Alex: Yeah, can we turn this jock rock bullshit off?
Joe: Hey fuck you guys! Nickelback fucking rock!

jock rock by Joe Musichead June 13, 2008

jock rock

Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)

I'm glad Nirvana came around to put an end to jock rock.

jock rock by Ben Recob December 30, 2023

rock jock 

Dwayne "Betty" Burgess

Dwayne is such a Rock Jock he always wears his Iron Maiden shirt at Football practice!!!!

rock jock by 04mopar May 15, 2016

jock rocket

A motorcycle ridden by a jock. A combination of "jock" and "crotch rocket".

"Did you see Alex? Not only is he on the football team, he's got a new jock rocket, a Yamaha YZ6! How much more of a chick magnet cliche could he be? Get a puppy, too?"

jock rocket by hmakav December 10, 2007

jock rocking

to vocalize or sing in a corny, rhythmical manner, about the current task or objective one is performing. Kind of like how one would imagine a jock would sing.

For example, if you're cleaning you're bathroom, you'd sing something like, "Wiping down the siiiinnnnk!!! Scruuuubbiiiing the faaaauucet!!!!! Got to get it clean before my girrrlllrllllfriend gets hooooooome! Cuz i want to get laaaaaaid!!!!"

Example: He kept jock rocking while he was driving to the store. Talk about annoying, singing about every turn he took and every street, and even sang about the turn signal. i will not fuck him tonight because his incessant jock rocking.

jock rocking by Kolar July 13, 2012

y-front cock pocket jock rockets 

A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.

That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!

y-front cock pocket jock rockets by becy May 3, 2005

jockrocking 

to walk around an international hostel in your underpants. vicious style.

"oh look, paddy is jockrocking his way into the kitchen again".
"terence has jockrocked his ass all over this place".

jockrocking by Kieran Duffy May 4, 2008