Jock Socks

Jock Socks are what nerds, geeks, or people who hate jocks/sporty people Call crew socks (preferably Nike Elites) or any type of basketball sock.

Burt: "Hey did you did you see Jacob walking around in his jock socks?"

Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"

Jock Socks by bandit dewski February 22, 2015

Jock Sock

A brand of jockstrap from the manufacturer "Jock Sock" featuring a pouch for supporting the male genitals that is sewn directly into the waistband, obviating the need for straps.

Oscar-winner Yul Brynner was the face of Jock Sock in "Yul Brynner for Jock Sock" advertisements carried in comic books and men's magazines in the late 1960s.

Jock Sock by Tummy Augratin August 26, 2013

jock sock

A condom, especially while in use.

Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.

jock sock by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Sock Jock 

Someone who masturbates in a sock.

Jim is definitely a Sock Jock!

Sock Jock by Petre Dish April 2, 2015

sock to the jock 

to punch a dude or chick in his or her dick.

That little punk sitting in front of the CVS thought he was the shit , so I gave him a sock to the jock!

sock to the jock by Easy_Ed July 8, 2009

jocksockshock

Jocksockshock is the discovery that your stepdad is secretly gay or bi and has been taking your game-used sweaty jockstrap and socks outta your hamper to rub one out with while sniffing them.

Dude, I think I got a case of jocksockshock. Everytime I go looking for my jockstrap and socks, I keep finding my gear next to my stepdad's side of the bed. I dunno what's up with that but I think he's getting off on my ball and foot sweat smells.

jocksockshock by Watchinfool September 25, 2023