Jock Shock 

A mixture of leftover Gatorade and vodka.

Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.

The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.

Enjoy responsibly.

"Got anything I can take with me?"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock"

*Sitting at Applebee's

"Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?"
...
"yup"

Jock Shock by aero_squid August 22, 2012

shock jock 

Any radio personality who seeks to increase fame and audience size by sole virtue of acts or speeches aimed to cause public outcry.

shock jock by Anonymous August 18, 2003

shock jock 

A radio disc jockey who pushes the limit of accepted social behavior in the form of stunts or actions to boost radio station popularity

A shock jock prack called parents to tell them their son was dead.

shock jock by AquaJim August 19, 2003

shock jock 

A radio broadcaster that discusses subject matter and/or use language that can be considered controversial and/or offensive to one or more social groups soley in an effort to get a reaction from one or more social groups.

Many have called Howard Stern a shock jock due to his constant discussions about lesbians, sex, and other controversial topics.

shock jock by F Jackie August 19, 2003

shock jock 

A Disc Jockey for a radio station who specializes in shocking, disturbing, and disgusting radio bits. Popular examples include Opie & Anthony and of course Howard Stern.

Howard Stern is the first shock jock, but he is sucky. Opie and Anthony are good shock jocks who got fired.

shock jock by boohiss August 18, 2003

President Shock Jock 

President Shock Jock - Our president speaks like the shock jocks of the nineties.

Me: Did you hear that our President called some third world countries, shithole countries?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.

Me: Is that good diplomacy?

Him: What do you think?

President Shock Jock by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

shock jock 

A radio or television personality who lowers his content to the lowest common denominator ( gutter level ) for the sole purpose of insulting, exciting, or inflaming people for attention or ratings.

Howerd Stern is a no-talent shock jock who shouldn't be on air and taken seriously.

shock jock by -WOODY- August 17, 2003